1. Apparently, I have been living underneath a very heavy rock, because I am just now discovering Steampunk jewelry. Have you seen this stuff? I'm obsessed. Of course I urge you to browse through the entire collection of Steampunk jewelry created by edmddsigns, but for Valentine's Day, you should really just buy your man a pair of these.
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| These cuff links bring a unique touch to any suit! |
2. Even for us vegetarians, the smell of bacon is a surefire way to kick our salivary glands into overdrive, and make us contemplate why we gave up eating meat in the first place. Crispy, salty, smoky and such an indulgence, it's no surprise that Americans consumed roughly 32 billions slices last year! I think it's pretty obvious that if a way to a man's heart is through his stomach, you better start with his favorite food group and sign him up for The Pig Next Door's Bacon of the Month Club. Yes, there is such a thing. Grandpa Gustafson would be proud.
"Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack? Bacon." -Grandpa Gustafson
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| Click here for all the juicy details! |
3. I saved my very favorite Manly Valentine Gift Idea for last. Get online and find a place that you can register for couple's dance lessons. Preferably salsa dance lessons. I know, I know...there's no way he's gonna go for it, right? Perhaps he just needs to be reminded that George Bernard Shaw once said that dancing is "the vertical expression of a horizontal desire legalized by music", and that women who salsa dance report feeling more sensual, attractive, and confident around men. Translation: when women feel good about themselves, men reap the sexy benefits.
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| Find salsa lessons near you! |
4 comments:
These are great ideas! Just in time too.. I might use one or two of your thoughts.Thank you. Popping by from Blogging Addicts and following you now. Stay connected :)
Thanks! Jim, aside from being mostly vegetarian, told me he wanted the bacon of the month gift! :)
How about me doing the salsa in my new underwear... with bacon draped all over me? Now that is a REAlly good gift idea!! :)
I would opt NOT to wear the underwear if you are sporting bacon. There is such thing as too much of a good thing.:)
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